Weighing in at a whopping 8 grams, breaking hopes off the top ropes, bashing brains on the turnbuckle we have the King of the Ring! Zombie pro wrestler DEATH MARCH is ready to ruuuuummmble!
Update on our previous month zombies
The stunning Miss Zombie 2014 from February and our very intelligent but fashionably challenged Mr January have found love after undeath. They can often be seen dancing together and staring longingly into each others cold dead eyes. Who would’ve thought those two could make it work? It’s like an episode of Beauty and the Geek. It just goes to show that crap reality TV shows can come true.